Tell Me A Story

cumberbauched:

motiveweight:

thechurchofcelebrity:

I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.

Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.

this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even fucking know

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

lovelynobody00:

victorianladybird:

In my head, all of the fandoms are part of some massive, crazy family.

The tough, but loving and protective older brother:

Supernatural

The crazy kid brother, who still loves playing pretend:

Doctor Who

The vaguely psychotic middle child that the parents keep locked away in the attic:

Sherlock

this makes me happy

neneleake:

theselener:

theselener:

what did the 2 tampons say to each other

nothing because they were stuck up cunts

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paitramakara:

50shadesofmattcohen:

kar-cinogeneticist:

So, this happened.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

MY FEELS

sheisimmune:

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

  • Name:
  • Gender:
  • General Appearance:
  • Personality:
  • Special Talents:
  • Who they like better:
  • Who they take after more:
  • Personal Head canon:
  • Faceclaim

 I’m sorry that this is such a long story, but it seemed like something I should share with you guys since this website has become my safe haven for my serving troubles. It gives me comfort knowing that I am not alone fighting these people… I’ve been serving about a year and three months, so I know how to do my job. I know my steps of service, how to upsell, how to handle complaints, and I generally give excellent service to the point my managers get a lot of praise and compliments on me.  

However, last Friday I was struggling to keep myself afloat during the shift.

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flamemaster92:

zurashisu:

Everybody’s in the Kuzco fandom

Defination to all Disney Female Characters and Kuzco. Lol